sesh

sesh Source: slimetony

kannst-du-nicht

• when i first start shipping something: i need a heart wrenching fic that really captures the characters' darkness along with an intriguing plot to keep me on my toes
• after a while: awww yeah bagel au

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itsqueerlyhalloween

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skiddlyboopdeeboo

wheeloffortune-design:

I used to work in a little market and we had to cut blocks of cheese in approximately 1lb cubes. To this day, 1lb = 1 block of feta cheese, in my head.

My gym trainer was talking about guys lifting up to 1000 lbs.

‘That’s a lot of cheese,’ I said.

‘What.’

skiddlyboopdeeboo Source: wheeloffortune-design

perks-of-being-chinese

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colorguardian-of-the-galaxy

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

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surprisebitch

scullyitsmeme:

metalgf:

I’m making coffee for my hangover but I just keep thinking about how somebody said Emma stone looks like a bitmoji

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surprisebitch

jennyhoelzer:

I love deleting things. Files . Posts. Memories .

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skiddlyboopdeeboo

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thebootydiaries

beforerains:

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

thebootydiaries Source: heart2big